20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have any cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I am moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

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