Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he is on her level, and asks: Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: I dont fink my pyfon really giveths a thit.

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